"I named my dog '5 miles' so I can tell people I walk 5 miles everyday"

"the house was clean yesterday. sorry you missed it."

"you drink too much, you gossip too much, you have questionable morals... you're everything I ever wanted in a friend."

"not only is my short-term memory horrible, so is my short-term memory"

"you call it boxed wine. I call it cardboardeaux."

"it's just a matter of time before they add the word 'Syndrome' after my last name."

"true friends don't judge each other, they judge other people... together."

"sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine"

100% PAKKAWOOD: The laminated pakkawood is extremely durable, eco-friendly and a high quality utensil that will last for years; heat resistant to 450 degrees

100% PAKKAWOOD: The laminated pakkawood is extremely durable, eco-friendly and a high quality utensil that will last for years; heat resistant to 450 degrees

100% PAKKAWOOD: The laminated pakkawood is extremely durable, eco-friendly and a high quality utensil that will last for years; heat resistant to 450 degrees

100% PAKKAWOOD: The laminated pakkawood is extremely durable, eco-friendly and a high quality utensil that will last for years; heat resistant to 450 degrees

100% PAKKAWOOD: The laminated pakkawood is extremely durable, eco-friendly and a high quality utensil that will last for years; heat resistant to 450 degrees

This handy measuring spoon has an unique double sided design! 2 measurements in one: 1 tsp, & 1 TBSP

100% PAKKAWOOD: The laminated pakkawood is extremely durable, eco-friendly and a high quality utensil that will last for years; heat resistant to 450 degrees

100% PAKKAWOOD: The laminated pakkawood is extremely durable, eco-friendly and a high quality utensil that will last for years; heat resistant to 450 degrees

100% PAKKAWOOD: The laminated pakkawood is extremely durable, eco-friendly and a high quality utensil that will last for years; heat resistant to 450 degrees

Island Bamboo 8" Red Pakkawood Mini Wooden Slotted Spatula / Turner

Island Bamboo natural 8-Inch Pakkawood Mini Spoon

B.I.A. Cordon Bleu 3 Oz. Dipping Dish is great for serving a variety of sauces and condiments. It is made of white porcelain. It is oven, microwave, and dishwasher safe.

Produces whimsical gurgling sound. Crafted of durable stoneware. Holds 12 oz.

"oh my god, my mother was right about everything."

"I am not arguing, I'm explaining why I am right."

If you have a broken beaker, there is no need to replace the entire coffee press. You can buy a replacement beaker and be on your way to brewing coffee again in no time. This eight cup (34-ounce) replacement beaker fits all styles of the Bodum eight cup (