"I named my dog '5 miles' so I can tell people I walk 5 miles everyday"

"the house was clean yesterday. sorry you missed it."

"you drink too much, you gossip too much, you have questionable morals... you're everything I ever wanted in a friend."

"not only is my short-term memory horrible, so is my short-term memory"

"some days I amaze myself. other days I look for my phone while I'm holding it."

"don't be condescending (that's when you talk down to people)"

"I've got a good heart, but this mouth..."

"I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk."

"you call it boxed wine. I call it cardboardeaux."

"I'm pretty sure my true calling in life is just hanging out and snacking"

"of course I talk to myself. sometimes I need expert advice."

"YOU are a parent. It is YOUR circus and those are YOUR monkeys."

"none of my yoga pants have ever been to yoga."

"sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine"

"I'm trying to be independent but no one will help me."

"I thought growing up would take longer."

"Thanks Mom, I turned out awesome!"

The top rack holds plates upright to drain water for quick, thorough drying. The bottom level holds cups, serving pieces and more. The flatware caddy is detachable for easy washing; the dish rack collapses flat for easy storage.

100% PAKKAWOOD: The laminated pakkawood is extremely durable, eco-friendly and a high quality utensil that will last for years; heat resistant to 450 degrees

100% PAKKAWOOD: The laminated pakkawood is extremely durable, eco-friendly and a high quality utensil that will last for years; heat resistant to 450 degrees

100% PAKKAWOOD: The laminated pakkawood is extremely durable, eco-friendly and a high quality utensil that will last for years; heat resistant to 450 degrees

100% PAKKAWOOD: The laminated pakkawood is extremely durable, eco-friendly and a high quality utensil that will last for years; heat resistant to 450 degrees

100% PAKKAWOOD: The laminated pakkawood is extremely durable, eco-friendly and a high quality utensil that will last for years; heat resistant to 450 degrees

100% PAKKAWOOD: The laminated pakkawood is extremely durable, eco-friendly and a high quality utensil that will last for years; heat resistant to 450 degrees