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Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, PMS OCD ADD
"I have PMS, ADD and OCD. I want to kill you, but I can't focus on that right now because I have to go wash my hands."
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Coaster, PMS OCD ADD
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Passive Aggressive
"I'm not passive aggressive, unlike some people I know."
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Coaster, Passive Aggressive
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Cat Named Me
"I wonder what my cat named me"
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Coaster, Cat Named Me
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Favorite Child
"I love how we don't have to say out loud that I'm your favorite child."
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Coaster, Favorite Child
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Slapped You
"sorry I slapped you, but it didn't seem like you'd ever stop talking and I panicked"
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Coaster, Slapped You
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, When I was a Kid
"when I was a kid... no wait, I still do that."
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Coaster, When I was a Kid
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Weird Relative
"every family has one weird relative. if you don't know who it is, it's probably you."
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Coaster, Weird Relative
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, 5 miles
"I named my dog '5 miles' so I can tell people I walk 5 miles everyday"
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Coaster, 5 miles
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Clean
"the house was clean yesterday. sorry you missed it."
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Coaster, Clean
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Friend
"you drink too much, you gossip too much, you have questionable morals... you're everything I ever wanted in a friend."
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Coaster, Friend
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Short-term Memory
"not only is my short-term memory horrible, so is my short-term memory"
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Coaster, Short-term Memory
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Amaze
"some days I amaze myself. other days I look for my phone while I'm holding it."
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Coaster, Amaze
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Condescending
"don't be condescending (that's when you talk down to people)"
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Coaster, Condescending
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, This Mouth
"I've got a good heart, but this mouth..."
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Coaster, This Mouth
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, I am not Responsible
"I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk."
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Coaster, I am not Responsible
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Cardboardeaux
"you call it boxed wine. I call it cardboardeaux."
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Coaster, Cardboardeaux
$7.99