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Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Snacking
"I'm pretty sure my true calling in life is just hanging out and snacking"
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Coaster, Snacking
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Mother Was Right
"oh my god, my mother was right about everything."
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Coaster, Mother Was Right
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, PMS OCD ADD
"I have PMS, ADD and OCD. I want to kill you, but I can't focus on that right now because I have to go wash my hands."
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Coaster, PMS OCD ADD
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Amaze
"some days I amaze myself. other days I look for my phone while I'm holding it."
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Coaster, Amaze
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Directions
"when I ask for directions, please don't use words like 'east'"
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Coaster, Directions
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Passive Aggressive
"I'm not passive aggressive, unlike some people I know."
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Coaster, Passive Aggressive
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Favorite Child
"I love how we don't have to say out loud that I'm your favorite child."
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Coaster, Favorite Child
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Slapped You
"sorry I slapped you, but it didn't seem like you'd ever stop talking and I panicked"
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Coaster, Slapped You
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Clean
"the house was clean yesterday. sorry you missed it."
Coaster, Clean
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Friend
"you drink too much, you gossip too much, you have questionable morals... you're everything I ever wanted in a friend."
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Coaster, Friend
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Condescending
"don't be condescending (that's when you talk down to people)"
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Coaster, Condescending
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, This Mouth
"I've got a good heart, but this mouth..."
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Coaster, This Mouth
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, I am not Responsible
"I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk."
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Coaster, I am not Responsible
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Cardboardeaux
"you call it boxed wine. I call it cardboardeaux."
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Coaster, Cardboardeaux
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, True Friends
"true friends don't judge each other, they judge other people... together."
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Coaster, True Friends
$7.99
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Circus
"YOU are a parent. It is YOUR circus and those are YOUR monkeys."
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Coaster, Circus
$7.99