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Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, PMS OCD ADD
"I have PMS, ADD and OCD. I want to kill you, but I can't focus on that right now because I have to go wash my hands."
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Coaster, PMS OCD ADD
$8.49
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Condescending
"don't be condescending (that's when you talk down to people)"
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Coaster, Condescending
$8.49
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Unicorn
"sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine"
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Coaster, Unicorn
$8.49
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Passive Aggressive
"I'm not passive aggressive, unlike some people I know."
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Coaster, Passive Aggressive
$8.49
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Cat Named Me
"I wonder what my cat named me"
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Coaster, Cat Named Me
$8.49
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Dog Named Me
"I wonder what my dog named me"
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Coaster, Dog Named Me
$8.49
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Slapped You
"sorry I slapped you, but it didn't seem like you'd ever stop talking and I panicked"
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Coaster, Slapped You
$8.49
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, When I was a Kid
"when I was a kid... no wait, I still do that."
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Coaster, When I was a Kid
$8.49
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Weird Relative
"every family has one weird relative. if you don't know who it is, it's probably you."
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Coaster, Weird Relative
$8.49
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Clean
"the house was clean yesterday. sorry you missed it."
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Coaster, Clean
$8.49
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Friend
"you drink too much, you gossip too much, you have questionable morals... you're everything I ever wanted in a friend."
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Coaster, Friend
$8.49
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Short-term Memory
"not only is my short-term memory horrible, so is my short-term memory"
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Coaster, Short-term Memory
$8.49
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Cardboardeaux
"you call it boxed wine. I call it cardboardeaux."
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Coaster, Cardboardeaux
$8.49
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Expert Advice
"of course I talk to myself. sometimes I need expert advice."
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Coaster, Expert Advice
$8.49
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Syndrome
"it's just a matter of time before they add the word 'Syndrome' after my last name."
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Coaster, Syndrome
$8.49
Paisley & Parsley Designs Coaster, Growing Up
"I thought growing up would take longer."
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Coaster, Growing Up
$8.49